Blogged @ 11:22 AM
Sianz... GG in NS soon liao... did the check up liao... PES D lehx... thx to my blood test -.-... NS checkup quite fun sia...
Blood Test
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Was the first 3rd one to kena blood test on tt day... b4 me was 2 ahbeng... guess wad... 1 of the ahbeng cry while doing the blood test... guess now de ahbeng onli act tough bahx... i more tough than him can -.- i nvr cry ~.~.... Thx to the stupid person who extracting my blood tt day make my arm is full of plaster... i kena "triple poke" by tt kuku.... first time he talk to the guy beside him n NVR see whr he poking... after poke in le then tell me poke wrong... then pull out... -.- 2nd try... he say he MISS my vein cause i too skinny vein too small... kns... Finally at the 3rd try he poke correctly... make my hand got 3 hole... kuku arsehole
Dental check
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Did a stupid oral check...1 person nid 2 dentist to check... the dentist kip talking to me... n he expect me to answer with my mouth open n full of saliva inside... they r idiots or wad... unless they want me talk with my saliva flying around -.-
Urine test
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They ask ue to take a bottle + a dunno simi sai de paper and go to the toilet to read the instruction ... why they cant juz tell us the instruction still nid us go to the toilet n read it... so bo bian juz take 1 bottle n go to toilet... one guy in the toilet say " Wah piang ehx... if i know nid to do urine test i jiu dun go toilet juz now liao... see now bo urine liao nid stuck in tis stinky toilet for how long sia b4 my urine will come "... so ue nid take to paper to dip into ur own holy water... then show to the "medics" when showing... ue nid stand 4-5tiles away from them... -.- if they so scare then jiu mai call us do urine test narhx....
Eye Test
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B4 my turn to read the letters on the board... i go memorize it... so when is my turn i juz say out wad i memorize... n TADAH i got a PES A for my eye test =x
X-Ray Test
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Topless n feel the radiation... the medical officer that x-ray for me look ghey.. he sound ghey also... -.-
Hearing Test
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tis arhx... nth much to say ... go in room hear sound ... got sound raise hand bo sound mai raise... like tt nia ~.~ no fun at all
Physical Examination
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Tis arhx... ue will get to see all diff guy naked... erm ... okay narhx not naked is topless.... see which guy got 6 pac then nxt time ue can ghey with them... did some stupid height n weight , blood pressure , heartbeat check... all the result is in alien terms... kan bu dong -.- then nid go in see the doctor... when go in the doctor bo say hello de... jiu str8 call ue strip naked let him see ur " ue know wad "... then ask some strange question... i lie to them... i say i will have chest pain in the middle of the night n it happen irregularly hoping tis lie can lighten my training in NS nxt time =x
Vocational Test
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The most boring test and also the last test... all ue nid to do is juz click n type the answer... the question seem endless it juz kip continue de.... then nth liao....
nah~ NS medical chk up jiu shi like tis norhx...
take my hand
take my
life